Knifing A Poor Fellow

As I play i am always mindful of improving my knife score (as of today stands at a 4:2 K/D ratio..

So there i was on 64p Songhua Stalemate playing USMC and being the obedient solitary squad leader/member. I was ordered to take the north middle flag, and set out on foot from the flag at the bottom of the hill with the USMC radar. as i reach the chinese flag, I saw a Spec Ops running past in front of me about 10BF2meters away.. "gee, he didnt see me".."hmm, i am in luck"

So I went after him as quietly as BF2 would allow me.. and suddenly he ran..so did i..pant pant.. he stopped at the temple in the middle, went prone.. i caught up.."sheeeeng".. ah.. gotcha.. as the knife went in, he got up and ran.. i stabbed thin air.. shit! so i ran after him.. pant pant (i swore i could actually hear myself pant on screen).. he jumped up on the wall, stood there for a while surveying the river.. "sheeeeeeng! again".. "stand still! will ya!" i stabbed him.. but nooooooo... he jumped off the wall, and i stabbed thin air again..ran across the swamp towards the middle south base..i swear i could have seen myself bent double onscreen tired.. i had to chase after him again.. "man, this is hard work!".. as he reached the base, arti came in..he slowed down.. i was already panting really hard.. "damnit, this is absurd".. he finally really really slowed down and went prone near the corner MG post to wait for arti to stop.. "ah..finally".. I crept up behind him as quietly as my tired and wornout BF2 legs (and worn out [shift][w] buttons) would allow.."sheeeeeeeng!".. he crept forward.."oh fuck me, here we go again, don't you get up and run again".. swing swing stab stab puff puff.. finally..poor guy, he didnt even know i was behind him all this while..

damn, it was comical trying to catch a spec-ops while in a full anti tank gear.. maybe roller blades should be introduced to get ahead, and the ability to grab them by their necks to stop them from moving